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Sarkar ki nayi ghoshana - petrol diesel ke bhav to Kam Nahi Kar sakte...

Kilometers wale pathhar pass pass laga dete hai to gadi jyada average degi.
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Muje koi shokh Nahi shadi Ka par kya Karu..

Mere hone wale Bache ki padhai late ho rahi hai.

Or schools ki fees bhi din prati din badhati jaa rahi hai.
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Chalo maan liya juth bole kauwa Kate..
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Par sach Bolne se konsa koyal pappi deti hai.😜
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Muje Lagta tha Mera khayal maa-baap hi rakhte hai.
Lekin mobile company wale bhi behtar rakhte hai.
Hindi-english dono language se message se batate hai.
Aapne 50% data use Kar liya hai.phir call Kar ke bhi batate hai.
Aapka plan samapt hone wala hai.
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Aag to hum bhi laga de dilo me.
Apni shayri se.
Par darte hai.
Koi hame remove na Kar de.😜😜😜
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Suna hai pyar andha hota hai.
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To phir aaj tak mujse takraya kyo Nahi!
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Kisi ko sad song Aaya hai to please gaa do..
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Mera samosa jamin par gir Gaya hai.🀣🀣

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Fast food khane se aadmi fast Nahi hota

Smart phone rakhne se aadmi smart Nahi hota

Lekin loose motion hone se..
Loose jarur ho jata hai.🀣🀣😜

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Relative- beta kya Kar rahe ho aaj kal..?

Me- bahut hi single feel Kar Raha Hu..
Shadi karva do meri..🀣🀣😜😜😜
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Customer care : good morning sir.
Vodafone me Aapka swagat hai.
Boliye me aapki kya seva Kar Sakti Hu.
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Me : mere padosh ki Shilpa Ka number dedo.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Kat dia ..call..😜😜😜

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