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Sadak ko Kisi badi hasti Ka naam dene ke bajay
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US sadak banane wale thekedar Ka naam,pata mobile number likhane se sadak jyada majbut ban Sakti hai.ππ
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Chai pine ke sath sath,
Jab phone par Kisi se baat karta Hu,
To esa Lagta hai Jaise,
Reliance ya tata company ka Malik Hu.π
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Aaj Papa ne Kaha beta,
Instagram or WhatsApp ke alava bhi ek duniya hai,
Mene Kaha link share Kar dijye abhi join hota Hu.
Ab itani si bat par pitne ki kya jarurat thi!
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Salman khan ladki dekhane Gaya,
Use Dekha ke ladki ki maa behosh ho gai,
Hosh Aaya to Kisi ne pucha , kya hua?
MAA boli: 24 Saal pehle e ladka muje bhi dekhne Aaya tha.πππ
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He upar wale..
Chaho to muje single rakho Teri Marji.
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Par setting uski bhi mat hone dena,
Jisse meri shadi hogi..
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Yadi police wakil ko marega to wakil report kidhar karane jayega.?
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Aur agar wakil police no marega to police ki taraf se case kon ladega.?
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Dimag Ka dahi ho Gaya he ye sochte sochte.!
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Ek ladka girls hostel me chocolate besne Gaya,
Ek bhi Nahi biki,
Ek ladki ne use Salah Di,
Boys hostel me bes.
Hum ladkiya kharid Kar Nahi khati..
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