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Hindi jokes.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Log kehte hai ki,akele aaye hai or akele hi jayenge,
Lekin sach yah hai ki,
Do logo ke Bina koi aata Nahi or char logo ke Bina koi jata Nahi
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Ek chhota bacha bus ki khidki se Susu Kar Raha tha,
Ek aurat boli: saram Nahi aati tuje.
Ladka: are aunty saram chodo.
Su su Dekho Kitna dur tak jaa Raha hai.
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Insan Kitna hi busy kyu na ho!
Kisi ladki ki friend request aane par
Uski profile me ghus Kar
CBI leval ki inquiry Kar hi leta hai.
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15 April tak koi ladki 
Apni photo post Nahi karegi
Kyo ki beauty parlour band hai
Aur hum pahele sehi dare hue hai.
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Pati: kal mere khwab me ek ladki aai thi
Patni: akeli aai hogi?
Pati: tumhe kese pata?
Patni: uska pati mere khwab me Aaya tha.

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Shadi me bad pehli bar bahu Rasoi me gai aur resipi book me padh Kar Khana bana rahi thi,

 Sans bahar se Ghar lauti,freez khola, Ander Dekh Kar chakrai  aur pucha:
Ye Mandir Ka ghanta freez me kyu rakha hai.?

Bahu: kitab me Likha hai,sab sijo Ka mishran Kar le aur ek ghanta freez me rakhe.

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Mere dost tum bhi Likha Karo shayri
Tumhara bhi meri Tarah naam ho jayega
Jab tum par bhi padenge Ande aur tamatar
To sham ki sabji Ka intejam ho jayega.

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Jab koi ladki pehli bar I love you too bolti hai to,
Itani Khushi Hoti hai ki,
Jeshe aaj maa baap Ka naam Roshan Kar Diya ho.
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Log kehte hai ishq bahut buri sij hai.
Barbad Kar deti hai.
To nafrat Konsa bank manager Bana deti hai.

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Wo chhat par chadhe patang udane ke bahane

Baju wali bhi aai kapde sukhane ke bahane

Biwi ne Dekha e haseen najara,
Wo danda le aai, Bandar bhagane ke bahane.
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Filmo me jab pandit ji yah kehte hai ki,

Kanya ko bulai e muhrat Ka samay nikla jaa Raha hai.

To iska sidha matlab ye hota tha,
Dulhan Ghar chhod Kar Bhag gai hai.
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