Hindi jokes πππ
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Chehra dhak Kar ghumne wali hasinao
Ab tum bhi hendsom ladka dekhne ko taras jaogi...
Helmet anivarya ho Gaya hai..ππ
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Apni sasuma Ka dulara Hu apni Ghar wali Ka bhi pyara Hu
Filhal to ye sapne hai kyu ki abhi tak me kuwara Hu...ππ
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Kal kya hoga kisiko Nahi pata isliye
Apni browser history hamesh delete Kar k rakhe..
πππππππ
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Ek bat puchni thi yadi
Agar abhi bhukamp aa Jaye
To bahar bhagna hai ya Ander hi rehna haiπ
ππππππ
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Jo kehte the ki
Din rat jag jagkar
Unki aankho me
Dark circle ban Gaye hai
Ab din rat so sokar
Unke muh suj Aaye hai.
ππππππ
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4-5 Dino se ramayan Dekh Raha Hu
Dd-1 par
Lekin Kabhi Facebook par ramayan ko live
Karne jesi bewkufi Nahi ki.
Are hum bhi Ghar PE wahi Dekh rahe hai.ππππ
ππππππ
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Subah subah aawaj aai
Pappi to lelo
Pappi to
Pappi to lelo
Pappi to
Pati ne bahar jakar Dekha to
Rajasthani chori
Pappita bes rahi thi
Biwi: ho gai tassali
Me rokti to muh fulla Lete
πππ
πππππ
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Garib ko sab free mil Raha hai
Amir ko sab Ghar Bethe hi mil Raha hai
Middle class ko mehnge rashan ke sath
Lath bhi free mil Raha hai..
πππππ
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Jab bhi koi sabun dekhu
Mera dil deewana bole
'Dhole - dhole'
ππππ
πππππ
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Teacher: ravan me pas esi konsi Kala thi Jo aur Kisi ke pas Nahi thi
Student: wo Akela hi das ladkio ko kiss Kar Sakta hai
Teacher: Tu sudhar ja kutte
Aur Tu school hi mat Aaya kar.
ππππππ
πππππ
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Apni sasuma Ka dulara Hu apni Ghar wali Ka bhi pyara Hu
Filhal to ye sapne hai kyu ki abhi tak me kuwara Hu...ππ
ππππππ
*****************
Kal kya hoga kisiko Nahi pata isliye
Apni browser history hamesh delete Kar k rakhe..
πππππππ
**********************
Ek bat puchni thi yadi
Agar abhi bhukamp aa Jaye
To bahar bhagna hai ya Ander hi rehna haiπ
ππππππ
****************
Jo kehte the ki
Din rat jag jagkar
Unki aankho me
Dark circle ban Gaye hai
Ab din rat so sokar
Unke muh suj Aaye hai.
ππππππ
*****************
4-5 Dino se ramayan Dekh Raha Hu
Dd-1 par
Lekin Kabhi Facebook par ramayan ko live
Karne jesi bewkufi Nahi ki.
Are hum bhi Ghar PE wahi Dekh rahe hai.ππππ
ππππππ
*****************
Subah subah aawaj aai
Pappi to lelo
Pappi to
Pappi to lelo
Pappi to
Pati ne bahar jakar Dekha to
Rajasthani chori
Pappita bes rahi thi
Biwi: ho gai tassali
Me rokti to muh fulla Lete
πππ
πππππ
************
Garib ko sab free mil Raha hai
Amir ko sab Ghar Bethe hi mil Raha hai
Middle class ko mehnge rashan ke sath
Lath bhi free mil Raha hai..
πππππ
**************
Jab bhi koi sabun dekhu
Mera dil deewana bole
'Dhole - dhole'
ππππ
πππππ
**************
Teacher: ravan me pas esi konsi Kala thi Jo aur Kisi ke pas Nahi thi
Student: wo Akela hi das ladkio ko kiss Kar Sakta hai
Teacher: Tu sudhar ja kutte
Aur Tu school hi mat Aaya kar.
ππππππ
πππππ
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