Hindi jokes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hindi jokes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Chehra dhak Kar ghumne wali hasinao

Ab tum bhi hendsom ladka dekhne ko taras jaogi...

Helmet anivarya ho Gaya hai..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Apni sasuma Ka dulara Hu apni Ghar wali Ka bhi pyara Hu


Filhal to ye sapne hai kyu ki abhi tak me kuwara Hu...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Kal kya hoga kisiko Nahi pata isliye

Apni browser history hamesh delete Kar k rakhe..

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Ek bat puchni thi yadi
Agar abhi bhukamp aa Jaye

To bahar bhagna hai ya Ander hi rehna haiπŸ˜‚

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Jo kehte the ki
Din rat jag jagkar
Unki aankho me
Dark circle ban Gaye hai

Ab din rat so sokar
Unke muh suj Aaye hai.

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4-5 Dino se ramayan Dekh Raha Hu
Dd-1 par
Lekin Kabhi Facebook par ramayan ko live
Karne jesi bewkufi Nahi ki.
Are hum bhi Ghar PE wahi Dekh rahe hai.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ

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Subah subah aawaj aai

Pappi to lelo
Pappi to
Pappi to lelo
Pappi to

Pati ne bahar jakar Dekha to
Rajasthani chori
Pappita bes rahi thi

Biwi: ho gai tassali
Me rokti to muh fulla Lete
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Garib ko sab free mil Raha hai

Amir ko sab Ghar Bethe hi mil Raha hai

Middle class ko mehnge rashan ke sath
Lath bhi free mil Raha hai..

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Jab bhi koi sabun dekhu

Mera dil deewana bole

'Dhole - dhole'
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Teacher: ravan me pas esi konsi Kala thi Jo aur Kisi ke pas Nahi thi

Student: wo Akela hi das ladkio ko kiss Kar Sakta hai

Teacher: Tu sudhar ja kutte
Aur Tu school hi mat Aaya kar.
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